Sorority Girl: Step Won

So I love me a good monologue and Northwest comic, Kelsey Cook, does a great sorority girl on her YouTube Channel. This is a great piece of sketch comedy--short and sweet and it's performed really well. In fact a ridiculous website call Total Sorority/Total Frat Move posted four of Kelsey's sorority girl video under their Friday Fails. In my eyes, that is a success.

She was cool enough to let me use it and sent me the script. If you dig this one watch the other videos featuring Courtney. Also check out Kelsey's website here.



Hi, I’m Courtney! And I’m here today to teach you how to be a WSU sorority girl. I’m gonna tell you the top five ways to be the best sorority girl ever. I personally am part of the Alpha Feta Zylophone sorority—AFZ for life! So number one: the first way to be the best sorority girl ever is to dress like a rich sex bomb who’s super easy to sleep with. This is gonna require two different outfits. Your daytime outfit is going to consist of your Northface sweatshirt, your Victoria’s Secret sweatpants—preferably with writing on the butt area so you draw attention to your nice butt—and your Ugg boots. This outfit lets people know that you have money and that you’re smart about spending it. Your second outfit is your nighttime clubbing and going-out outfit. For this look, you want to find the tightest, tinniest dress—and remember, don’t wear any panties with it. At the beginning of this step, I talked about dressing like a rich sex bomb who’s pretty easy to sleep with. Guys don’t like to work for sex, they just want you to give it to them in the club bathroom. Wear heels that are too high for you to walk in, because then you look vulnerable and easy, like a new born baby deer!